function sayings()
{
//11
var ranNum= Math.round(Math.random() * 11);
if (ranNum == 0){document.write('Don\'t be fooled by the calendar.  There are only as many days in the year as you make use of.<br> - Charles Richards'); } // calendar
if (ranNum == 1){document.write('Enjoy yourself.  It\'s later than you think.<br> - Chinese Proverb'); } // enjoy
if (ranNum == 2){document.write('Dream as if you\'ll live forever.  Live as if you\'ll die today.<br> - James Dean'); } // dream
if (ranNum == 3){document.write('Every man dies.  Not every man really lives.<br> - Braveheart'); } // braveheart
if (ranNum == 4){document.write('As you grow older, you\'ll find the only things you regret are the things you didn\'t do.<br> - Zachary Scott'); } // older
if (ranNum == 5){document.write('Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you\'ll be right.<br> - H.H. "Breaker" Morant'); } // live
if (ranNum == 6){document.write('You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted.<br> - Ruth E. Renkl'); } // unhappy
if (ranNum == 7){document.write('Fear not that life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.<br> - John Henry Cardinal Newman'); } // beginning
if (ranNum == 8){document.write('Why must conversions always come so late?  Why do people always apologize to corpses?<br>- David Brin'); } // apologize
if (ranNum == 9){document.write('Be happy while you\'re living, for you\'re a long time dead.<br>- Scottish Proverb'); } // happy
if (ranNum == 10){document.write('You may delay, but time will not.<br> - Benjamin Franklin'); } // time
if (ranNum == 11){document.write('We cannot waste time.  We can only waste ourselves.<br> - George M. Adams'); } // waste
}